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I have shamed myself.

Mon Aug 30, 2004, 11:07 AM

Therefore I must stab myself with a Swiss Army Knife...seeing as how I don't have those small swords samurais use to commit suicide when they shame themselves. People People....Please! I have no artwork on here and I won't for a long time because I can't draw as well as some other folks I know. Plus I dont have a scanner, Flash 5 or Photoshop. So you can stop looking at my page. I'm so ahamed. I'm on an art site and I have no art work posted. So please save your browsers the trouble and don't look at me. But if you're reading this then you have wasted a couple seconds of your life. And I have stabbed myself with that Swiss Army Knife but nothing happened yet. Just slow bleeding.

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Current Residence: Las Vegas
Interests: (Hetero) Porno and art. But theyre one in the same.
Favourite movie: Best Prison Gang Bangs Caught on Tape Vol. 3
Favourite band or musician: D-Styles and your mom
Favourite genre of music: Every musical tone under the sun. Emocore and J-pop make my hips swing.
Favourite artist: Lysol Jones, Dawgmastas, Dave McKean, Ben Templesmith, Todd McFarlane
Favourite poet or writer: Dostoevsky, Tolstoy, Steve Niles, Grant Morrison
Favourite photographer: Josh Jose
Favourite style of art: Noir or whatever
Operating System: Gay Ass Compaq Presario thats too slow.
MP3 player of choice: None
Shell of choice: ?????
Wallpaper of choice: Sweaty Half Nude Males Wearing Cowboy Attire
Skin of choice: A Man's
Favourite game: One I play by or with myself
Favourite gaming platform: All
Favourite cartoon character: Batman, Padro & Dipplestick, Spike Spiegel, Spawn, Cal McDonald, Raptors, and me
Personal Quote: "Don't touch my anus." - Sun Tzu's The Art of War.
Tools of the Trade: Camera and a penis...preferably two penises or three or four or some crazy double digit number.

AIM: glenroyisntblack

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~jinguj Jul 12, 2009, 11:52:52 AM

who r u

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what the fuck on rolling donut

~dawgmastas Sep 21, 2005, 11:43:09 AM

Submit stuff, Homo.

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"It's not pink, it's fuchsia!"

~dawgmastas Aug 15, 2005, 1:02:36 AM

FUCK VEGAS

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"It's not pink, it's fuchsia!"

~dawgmastas Sep 23, 2004, 1:43:53 AM

Hey. Come on, douche bag!

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"It's not pink, it's fuchsia!"

~dawgmastas Aug 23, 2004, 2:21:22 AM

Yo, get the hell on, Anus Face!

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"It's not pink, it's fuchsia!"

~El-Director Aug 29, 2004, 9:06:15 PM

thats the coolest little icon by your name. A running scotsman or whatever it is. You get on girl. My fuckin internet is wacked out and Im usin a public computer in an internet cafe thats packed with korean sweatshop wirkers that reach up to my knees. Ill get on when your mom pays her monthly fees biatch!